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| Emperor Ocean |
JOKES 2.0!This is the new joke forum, topic, whatever its called so use it! |
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| Lord Storms |
Crap.... When Metal sees this, he'll kill me. | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
Why? | ||||
| Lord Storms |
Nevermind. | ||||
| Lord Freeze |
Some dumbblondes
Why did the blonde climb the fence, to see what was one the other side What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade, pull the pin and throw it back Whats a smart blonde, a golden retriever Guess who i saw today, everyone i looked at. Come up with some more later, hows this to kick it off. |
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| Emperor Ocean |
Thats good, and its a start. 
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| Lieutenant Moxaro |
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| Lord Freeze |
Shuddup, i hear these jokes, i post them. Your mamma's so stupid she thought he shadow was stalkling her. |
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| Lieutenant Moxaro |
yo mamma so FAT she sings this ALL DAY!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=QCoLTbbEmRU watch it till at least 1:03 | ||||
| Lord Bane |
yo mamas on a seafood diet. she sees food, and she eats it!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
Good one. Sad thing is, I haven't done this since I lived in NJ so it'll take me a while to remember a few I had. | ||||
| Lord Metal |
Once upon a time, there were two guys on a boat feeling happy. then happy got off.
Y'all might not get these, but... You know you're a guitar player when all you can think about is when you're going to be touching your wood next. You know you're a guitar player when your girlfriend says she got a new g-string and you ask " Is it nickel-wound or bronze phosphorous?" you know you're a guitar player when theres nothing wrong with breaking a g-string while fingering a minor (XD  )
If you get into a car with you're friend & He says "I Gotta buy a New Axe" & You go to a Guitar Center instead of a Home Depot - You Might be a Guitar Player you know you're a guitar player when you're out to dinner and the waiter say's "here's the tab" you look at it confused and say, "what the hell song is this?" You know you're a guitar player if you think this following sentence is funny: Gain makes everything better! Break a leg? Here, lets put some distortion on it! You know you're a guitar player if the pianist at your wedding plays "Eruption" you know you're a guitar player when you get pissed when people play air-guitar the wrong way and you show them how to do it etc. i'll post more i've found if anybody likes them. |
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| Emperor Ocean |
Thats funny! lol lol lol
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| Lord Metal |
hey when you're out here, i'll teach you how to finger a minor. |
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| General Loki |
A guy was swimming across a HUGE lake. About 2/3 of the way across, his arms started to get tired. So he turned around and swam back! | ||||
| Lord Freeze |
Heh! stupid guy. | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
Thats funny too! 
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| Lord Freeze |
So a guy walks into a bar, ouch | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
I'm not quite sure I get it. | ||||
| Lord Freeze |
a BAR, like a metal one. | ||||
| Lord Metal |
So four gay guys are sitting in a hot tub. A condom floats up and one says "who farted"?
xD |
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| Emperor Ocean |
....I don't get it. | ||||
| Lord Freeze |
Me neither but with all those gross words it must have been pervy. | ||||
| Lord Abyss |
I almost got it....
Alright so this famous guy was answering letters from fans, one of them said 'Dear Walter, How come I get an orgasm when I'm brushing my teeth, but not when I'm giving oral sex to my boyfriend?' So He replies "Well obviously the toothbrush is bigger." |
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| Emperor Ocean |
AHHHH! I never thought you'd post that! 
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| Lord Abyss |
Yeah.... Good 'ol Jeff Dunham and Walter. | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
Its been awhile since I actually saw any of his acts. | ||||
| Lord Freeze |
Sad isn't it. | ||||
| Lord Abyss |
It was the first time I've seen his show. Don't know why they don't show it much, it's a good show  .
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| Lord Freeze |
It is, why you me ask, because WE LOVE IT HERE! | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
I'd rather freeze my butt off back in the midwest, than never knowing when an earthquake will come.
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| Lord Freeze |
I don't care
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| Lord Metal |
that was random... | ||||
| Lord Metal |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTe8Pib6syg&feature=related | ||||
| Lord Abyss |
Pwnd! |
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| Lord Metal |
FALCONE KYICK! | ||||
| Lord Abyss |
Apocalypse furby, Apocalypse furby! He'll devour you and all your friends!
Not in need of any physocological help, Abys Ll A Ll A A Ll A A Ll AAAAA LL AAAAAA LLLLLLl AA AA LLLLLLl AAA AAA |
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| Lord Freeze |
Sure, sure
why can't you kep a secret in a bank? cause there are so many tellers |
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| General Loki |
A blonde was walking by a farm and she saw another blonde trying to kayak in a cornfield. So she shouted out, "You IDIOT! It's blondes like YOU that give smart blondes like me a bad name! In fact, you're so unbearably STUPID that if I could swim, I'd go over there and give you a piece of my mind!". | ||||
| Lord Abyss |
... what's a teller? Disliking Freeze's joke; Abyss Ll A Ll A A Ll A A Ll AAAAA LL AAAAAA LLLLLLl AA AA LLLLLLl AAA AAA |
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| Lord Freeze |
Nice, just nice
Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence, to see what was on the other side |
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| Lord Abyss |
Nah that's what the chicken did. The blonde climbed over the chain-link fence to the chain-link fence she wouldn't climb over it. Good one Loki! Too lazy to fix Freeze's post; Abyss Ll A Ll A A Ll A A Ll AAAAA LL AAAAAA LLLLLLl AA AA LLLLLLl AAA AAA |
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| Lord Freeze |
What? | ||||
| Lord Abyss |
Exactly! Indubitably; Abyss Ll A Ll A A Ll A A Ll AAAAA LL AAAAAA LLLLLLl AA AA LLLLLLl AAA AAA |
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| Lord Freeze |
Indubitably not | ||||
| Lord Metal |
they're the people who work at the counter i think |
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| Lord Freeze |
Well lettuce go over your defeat. I relish my victory and laugh that you mustard up the courage to face the big cheese.
How bad was that? |
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| Emperor Ocean |
Really, cuz I don't get it. | ||||
| General Loki |
'Twas lame. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were running from a man with a gun, and they all think of a way to escape. The brunette yelled, "Tornado!", and the man looked around, and she escaped. The redhead yelled, "Earthquake!", the man looked around and she escaped. The blonde yelled,"Fire!". "Ok",said the man, and he shot her.
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| Emperor Ocean |
Hehe, thats good. | ||||
| Lord Freeze |
Just like your avatar | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
I know. I find alot of funny ones.
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| Lord Freeze |
Well, it's better than the candy man. | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
I actually have that one. Oh, if you play as Ukitake, and the opponet is Hitsugaya, Ukitake asks him if he wants a random sweet. | ||||
| Lord Freeze |
he, , HAHAHAH! he is the nice, bloody, candy man.
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| Emperor Ocean |
I'll show guys some time. | ||||
| Lord Abyss |
Alright, "A blonde goes by a corn field and gets out of her vehicle. She runs over towards the corn field to where another blonde is trying to canoe her way through the corn. The first blonde yells out, 'You idiot! It's people like you that make blondes look dumb!' So the first blonde goes back over to her vehicle and then says, 'Everyone knows you can't canoe through corn!' Then the first blonde gets into her own canoe and canoes down the street."
CANOE Odd huh? Abyss Ll A Ll A A Ll A A Ll AAAAA LL AAAAAA LLLLLLl AA AA LLLLLLl AAA AAA |
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| Lord Freeze |
So a blonde is driving in her new car through the ghetto part of town when osmeone in a police officers suit pulls her over. He draws a circle and tells blonde to get out of th car and stand in the circle and to look away from the car. after he makes sure she's not looking he smashes the windows of the car. The blonde suddenly starts laughing so the officer turns around and says why are you laughing. the blonde quickly says it's nothing and stops. The man then procedes to tear of the door and smash th dashboard. Again the blonde starts laughing so the man turned about and yellsWhat are you laughing at! she says its nothing as she tries stand up. The man then takes off the wheels and removed the engine when the blonde falls out of the circle and starts laughing. the man asked why are you laughing! i took apart your car. the blonde stops laughing and says well, when yiu weren't looking, i put one foot out of the circle. | ||||
| Emperor Ocean |
Hahahaha!
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| General Loki |
Here's a link to the new forums, everyone! | ||||
| Amazing Gort |
Wow this is so old that it was back in the time that Abyss had a signoff...
Gort ain't no fool not, 'tis Bane! |
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| Emperor Ocean |
True. | ||||
| Lord Abyss |
I'm scared.
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