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| General Foremicoh |
Oceanic Empire's Motto!Hey children. Uncle Foremicoh wants to play a game. This game involves you telling me what the motto for the oceanic empire is. If there isn't one, then I think we should all brainstorm some! That would be fabulous! Anyways, I think we should think of one. My children have helped me think of some, ahem, here we go.
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| Emperor Ocean |
EVERYONE SUCKS BUT US! | ||
| Kaen |
I know plenty of people on other sites that will gladly join to beat you up for saying that =.=. Lol |
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| Emperor Ocean |
Hey, I thought it was catchy. | ||
| Lord Metal |
Help! | ||
| Emperor Ocean |
(I need somebody, help, not just anybody....) | ||
| Lord Freeze |
that, my friend, is a horrible song. | ||
| Amazing Gort |
I chose #3, I'm that kind of person.
Gort doesn't know the beach temperature, if others are better, if everyone else sucks, or if Foremicoh trapped GORT! Gort knows the last is not true, for Gort trapped Foremicoh!! |
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| Emperor Ocean |
(I know.) No ones with me on this are they? | ||
| Lord Freeze |
What? | ||
| Emperor Ocean |
No one here but me likes, "Everyone sucks but us." | ||
| Lord Freeze |
Uncle Foremicoh has weird Motto Suggestions. | ||
| Emperor Ocean |
Yes, yes he does. | ||
| General Foremicoh |
Oh, your're just ignorant! (Don't make me snap my fingers in the Z-for-ma-tion!) Anyways, I chose the one involving big toes. We need some violence around here!
*Foremicoh knocks over some pink and purple desks in his cellar. Then he grabs one of his little children and cuts off one of their big toes.*
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| Emperor Ocean |
Yay violence! | ||
| Lord Freeze |
Yippee! | ||
| Emperor Ocean |
*Takes a chair, and hits Freeze* YAY! 
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| Janitor Ceyrox |
I'm for the big toe too! | ||
| Emperor Ocean |
*Takes leg of the chair a hits Ceyrox.* What do you mean? | ||
| Lord Freeze |
Why would you hit poor Ceyrox?
*hits him while he's not looking* oh, right, it's fun!
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| General Foremicoh |
Now who's gonna clean up all this blood? Oh, I know, the Janitor. Janitor Ceyrox, start cleaning! Oh, wait, he's unconscious on the floor twitching. Now who hit him with that chair leg? EO, Freeze, you're evil! Not F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. Well, I don't really give a damn for him, but he has to clean our forum, he is the Janitor after all.
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| Lord Abyss |
I missed a little Brawl, huh? Well I'll just do what I always do when I'm late for things, take the bodies. Hey, why is this guy missing a toe? | ||
| Lord Freeze |
Well. It's great stress relief. | ||
| Lord Bane |
our motto should be "if it dosent kill you, we will" | ||
| Lord Abyss |
I think it should be They are calling to us, can you hear them? It is beautiful. | ||
| Lord Freeze |
That's to violent! 
If we can't defeat you at your own game then congratualtions, your invincible. That sounds like the best to me. |
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| General Foremicoh |
Foremicoh still likes the toe one. *Walks toward Abyss, spinning a knife he confiscated from one of his children.* | ||
| Lord Freeze |
Run Abyss.
That knife isn't met to chop off your toe, he's going to use it to knock you out. |
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| Emperor Ocean |
.................................. | ||
| Lord Freeze |
And then he takes you to the celar. | ||
| Emperor Ocean |
*rolls into a ball, and runs.* | ||
| Janitor Ceyrox |
(Wakes Up) Now I have to start cleaning up this mess... 
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| Emperor Ocean |
Thats right, clean it up! 
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| Lord Abyss |
*Junior squirts amniotic fluid at Foremicoh* Now look what you've done, the Janitor woke up! Now I'll have to find another victim. *grumbles while Foremicoh starts swelling* AND WHOSE TOE IS THIS!? |
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| Emperor Ocean |
My sisters. ROFL! 
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| Janitor Ceyrox |
Stop cutting off toes! stupid people... make me clean up their messes! | ||
| Emperor Ocean |
I didn't do it. 
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| Lord Abyss |
Don't try cleaning the stuff Junior excreted. It won't work, it knows you're afraid. |
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| General Loki |
Here's a link to the new forums, everyone! | ||
| Lord Abyss |
That's a link to yo Mama, fool. | ||
| Lord Freeze |
Yah Fool. | ||