Emperor Ocean
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Weird Dreams, for weird people like us.Lol, I just had to put that title. Anyway, we can continue our crazy dream stories here ladies and gentlemen. 
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Lord Abyss
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I'm special! That's why in my dreams I have top notch policemen. They're clowns so a lot of them can fit in a car, plus seeing as they're clowns they can run up on the side of buildings.
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Lord Freeze
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We have no ladies, except for maybe the new girl on the meberlist, anyone know who she is. I had a really weird dream where i was giving out snugglegrams and i met Ash, hwo was married, and gave him a candygram and then someone i knew who looked diferent but i know it was the same person. Then i wanted to go back there so i could sell more candy because i didn't sell enough and i was met by someone else. Then i went to a big wallmart to see some movie i wanted to see but dad said i looked to ugly to be in there for long so he gave me money so i could go outside to get a haircut. I crossed the street and went to a haircut place where something important happend (i don't know what) and then i saw the person who changed looks, had spider powers, and went into wallmart to see a the movie, but it was a love movie, not the movie i wanted, and i made somehow and it was dedicated to a non-existent person, the end.
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Lord Abyss
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| Lord Freeze wrote: | | We have no ladies, except for maybe the new girl on the memberlist, anyone know who she is? I had a really weird dream where I was giving out snugglegrams and I met Ash, who was married, and gave him a candygram, then to someone I knew who looked diferent, but I knew it was the same person. Then I wanted to go back there so I could sell more candy, because I didn't sell enough, and I had met someone else. Then I went to a big Wallmart to see some movie I wanted to see, but Dad said I looked too ugly to be in there for long. So he gave me money so that I could go outside to get a haircut. I crossed the street and went to a haircut place where something important happend (I don't know what) and then I saw the person who changed looks, had spider powers, and went into Wallmart to see the movie, but it was a love movie, not the movie I wanted. And I had somehow made it and it was dedicated to a non-existent person. the end? |
Dang! That's way more straightforward than my dreams. I'll just say a quick one from when I was 5.
My mom threw my Ultra-Delux Changing Blue PowerRanger! out into somebody's backyard. Plus, for some reason, it was 50 feet long & amazingly foggy. I had ran out there and found my Ultra-Delux Changing Blue PowerRanger! on the ground near the end of the yard, when I saw the outline of ET! I turned and ran, but I was no match for his stubby legs, so he grabbed onto my necklace and started choking me for three minutes.
Then I woke up.
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Emperor Ocean
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Thats pretty painful. Oh, to answer your question Freeze, shes a good friend of mine, and not a bad pokemon trainer as well. She actually beat me! You all better learn from her in the pokemon forum! Now, back on topic.
Once upon a time I was 7. I played Mario Kart, and that night I dreamed I was in bowser's castle for some odd reason. I'm walking along and find this huge treasure room! So I said "shiney!", and ran into the pile. However, it then turned into a giant bowser who shot fire balls which burned my butt off! I ran screaming, and then I saw these race cars with the charaters in them. They didn't help, instead they ran my ass over, and Mario backed up and started jumping on me, crushing me with his cart. I woke up after that.
*Next week, the time I saw Santa!*
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Lord Freeze
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When i was oyung, i had spider powers, and i owuld stick my hand in my pillow, then it would come to life to eat me, i would run about the house until it ate me. It always ended with me hiding behind my mom and being eaten. Wasn't that weird.
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Emperor Ocean
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No kidding.
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Lord Freeze
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Had that like 30 times, plus i once had a bunk bead when i was 5 and i had a dream that a boat with legs jumped over the top bunk where i slept and then the dream ended, they all got worse from there.
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Lord Shadow
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Haha!
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Lord Freeze
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Hey, you got an aizen avatar, he's the 2nd weirdest captain after Mayuri and before Gin
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Emperor Ocean
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Actually I changed it for him Freeze. Doesn't it look familiar to you at all?
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Lord Freeze
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Yup!
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Emperor Ocean
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Good. Now if you'll excuse me, I got stuff to do.
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Lord Freeze
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My dreams seem the weirdest right now.
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Lord Abyss
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I didn't have a dream yesterday, so I'll say another recent one.
I was Godzilla & I was trying to corrupt Lil-Zilla into something, something. But the police found us so we had to try and use our fire powers, we failed. But I had a back-up plan, we released a giraffe. It caused everone to cower in fear; it even made some guys, who worshipped giraffes, to simultaneously combust. However the amazing beast was asleep & the police quickly realized it and started to attack again. But the girrafe woke up and realeased it's power and killed them all, the end!
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Lord Freeze
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Kay, here's and extremely recent one.
I was in a lunch line when i was called out, plus the place looked like a war zone. I then went back in line, got into an old cafe and ate food scraps that my sister gave me. Then I was at a forum like ours about a camp that my church was going to and my siter and her friends were in charge and her friend had a soi ofng avatar and she had an ukitake avatar. I didn't talk much but then it was the day before we were to leave and i went to the diner again and my dad was there to talk with me but i wanted to smuggle dvds so i started to put some in my bag. I got 5 diferent matrixes and then my dad asked why i got them so i told him so i could look at the box art. Then a ds screen appeared and said chapter nine from a corn feild and then i was playing FFXII Revenant wings for a second. Then i was at a dirt road with my brother and i woke up, the end.
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Lord Abyss
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Alright this was an odd dream. I was walking around this building, for unknown reasons, when I look at the tv in the lobby (it's a hotel). The news reports: "A goat has escaped from his noble homeland. He has currently gone on a path of destruction, with sexy results." After going off to find my real flashlight, Godzilla came to me in an epiphany- but he exploded. Then, after decided the chair must be alive, I got my knife. When I found the chair it pleaded for its safety, but I just stabbed it & stabbed it. After being soaked with its blood I went off to find the goat, and join him on his quest for freedom. And some random baby panda got hit by a truck and simultaneously combusted.
Hoping to never get insomia, Abyss
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Lord Metal
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You've seen Tropic Thunder?
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Lord Abyss
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| Lord Metal wrote: | | You've seen Tropic Thunder? |
Yes... though I didn't base this off of it.
Man that was a hilarious movie, Abyss
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Lord Metal
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Is that where the pandas came from?
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Lord Abyss
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| Lord Metal wrote: | | Is that where the pandas came from? |
Nah, in Tropic Thunder all that happened with pandas was Tugg Speedman killing a giant panda. That panda was in my dream because of my odd relation with pandas.
Cya, Abyss
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Lord Metal
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why do you have odd relations with pandas? O_o
and he took pictures with baby pandas, not adults.
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Lord Freeze
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I had a wind waker dream. It had a whole bunch of non-existent islands like multi-mountain island. There was even a restautrant island with a restroom and two crashing ships. Tetra and the gang was there and we had a fireworks celebration. Plus i was going to the forsken fortress. Before that there was a rich man with 2 dogs and he was going to be murdered so i hade to trie to save him and i walked up a mountain to get to some kind of church. It wa kind of blurry and weird! 
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Emperor Ocean
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Weirdo.
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Lord Freeze
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Yeah, it was weird.
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Janitor Ceyrox
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You want to know wierd?
I had a dream where a bunch of corkscrew pasta's invaded my house. They had teeth in their tips and ate me. It was scary...
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Lord Freeze
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When i was young, i had nightmares about pillows. my pillow would come alive and chase me around my house. I had spider powers and ran away. In the end i hid behing my mom and got eaten!
That, my friend, is weird, er!
Plus, once i was in a modified version of forest haven (zelda WW!) there were no trees or water. I went into the cave to meet the great deku tree when i suddenly appeared in a star wars spaceship. I had to choose between Lando Calrissan and two wookie fighting for the rebels or my cat (acting as dearth vader!) and two stormtroopers. Finally i chose Lando Calrissan and i think we lost.
Isn't that sad.
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Lord Abyss
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| Lord Freeze wrote: | I had to choose between Lando Calrissan and two wookie fighting for the rebels or my cat (acting as dearth vader!) and two stormtroopers. Finally i chose Lando Calrissan and i think we lost.
Isn't that sad. |
That's not true, that's impossible!
Noooooooooo!!~ Abyss
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Emperor Ocean
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Killer pasta! 
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Lord Freeze
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How is it impossible???
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Emperor Ocean
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Its a dream so its not, but thats the coolest nightmare ever! Killer pasta!
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Janitor Ceyrox
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Who says it was a nightmare, I love the killer pastas! (Killer pasta behind him with gun pointed at him)
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Lord Freeze
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Okay, pasta
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Janitor Ceyrox
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(Pasta holds up gun behind Lord Freeze) Lord Freeze, be cool. We don't want the pasta's to go on a massacre. (Shoots Ceyrox)
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Lord Freeze
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Oh, no!
I will certainly die!
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Janitor Ceyrox
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(Pasta takes out machine gun) "Astalavesta sucker" (Pasta starts firing at Lord Freeze)
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Emperor Ocean
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Lol, as much fun as it is, don't spam to much. Storms may bane you.
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Lord Abyss
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| Janitor Ceyrox wrote: | | (Pasta takes out machine gun) "Astalavesta sucker" (Pasta starts firing at Lord Freeze) |
Astalapasta noodle! *starts wrestling fan* WHY AM I LOSING?!
Pun's make funs, until I shoot them~ Abyss
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Emperor Ocean
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Whatever.
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Lord Metal
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storms is never on. he's too busy teabagging a beaver.
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Janitor Ceyrox
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| Lord Metal wrote: | | storms is never on. he's too busy teabagging a beaver. |
Owned!
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Lord Freeze
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Wow metal.
You really have a way of making people look like complete fags.
Plus you make yourself look like a complete jackass while doing it.
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Emperor Ocean
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Who Metal?
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Lord Freeze
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Yeah.
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Emperor Ocean
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Eh, your no treat yourself.
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Lord Freeze
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I know. But he can seriously make people seem like gay fags.
And you know, that avatar makes me think you have a british accent.
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Emperor Ocean
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I sorta look like a colonial don't I? Who cares, I think its cool.
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Lord Freeze
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 Don't expect me to take you seriously when you look like that!
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Emperor Ocean
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Whatever.
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Lord Metal
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freeze, you're in middle school, aren't ya?
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Emperor Ocean
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Lol, I think he is Metal. I'm finished with that at last. *starts playing the song on cd*
Wait, this is better! *starts playing "schools out"*
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Lord Freeze
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No!
I'm in junior high.
Or is that considered middle school? 
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Lord Metal
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yeah, junior high is middle school.
and yeah, i could tell because he doesn't understand the concept of friends insulting each other jus for the hell of it.
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Lord Abyss
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I learned that by 2nd Grade.
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Lord Metal
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good for you? i've known it like my whole life
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Lord Abyss
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I had a dream that I was a very sexy goat recently.
Just getting back on topic~ Abyss
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Emperor Ocean
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To Metal: I don't remember that. You seem to present yourself for someone your not.
To Freeze: Yes, middle school.
To Abyss: *cough* Freak *cough, cough*
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Lord Freeze
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who said wewere friends?
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Lord Metal
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not really, you just have bad memory.
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Emperor Ocean
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Maybe, maybe not.
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Lord Metal
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you're not being mysterious...
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Emperor Ocean
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I really suck at stuff like that.
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Lord Abyss
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I had a dream about canoeing down a river, in reverse. Then I went to some store and there was a shower that a giant fish was using (I think a giant fish was in there) and was drying himself with a paper towel. Then I repetitively walked in a corner and exploded from all the action. Plus I was a she-male.
There are some other things in the dream I SHOULD NOT SAY~ Abyss
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Lord Metal
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she knocked himself up.
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Lord Abyss
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No the fish got me pregna- dang it!
That's one part of the dream I didn't want to talk about~ Abyss
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Lord Metal
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since you were a shemale... did you roll it over afterwards?
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Lord Abyss
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It was a dream! There were no specifics; I just recall... the fish... and I...
Haha!~ Abyss
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Emperor Ocean
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DUDE! You did a fish?! My brain is blowing up!
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Lord Freeze
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Wow, thats kind of wrong.
It reminds me of a slightly less wrong dream about canoeing.
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Emperor Ocean
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Dude, I knew a few weeks before it happened that the market would start sucking. I'm weird that way.
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Lord Freeze
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wow, your a pshyco and/or pshycic.
Congrats.
I had a dream about indiana jones. We were on an abandoned boat with a carnival. Just me and indy and the freaky lady from the 1st and 4th movie.We got chased by canibals into a room with 3 cats that looked like my fat cat zack. so for 3 months we just played wtih the kitties. Then something dinosaurish and we were saved. Then i brought the cats home and mom sent them to the orphanage. She said we already had enough zacks. THE END!
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General Foremicoh
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I had a dream where the children in my cellar escaped, and got back at me for all the naughty things I do to them. And for giving me that nightmare, I did things some people might consider "insane" of "disturbingly sexual" to them. But those people just don't understand. I also had another dream where I kissed a girl. Eiw. Girls are so not fabulous. They make good friends, but they don't make for good kidnapees. That's why I only kidnap little boys.
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Emperor Ocean
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*watching prop. 8* I'm sorry what?
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Lord Metal
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no dude, girl's lips are delectable
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Emperor Ocean
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You know this how?
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Lord Freeze
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Foremicoh gets the gayest man on earth award.
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Emperor Ocean
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Wow thats harsh.
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Lord Freeze
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It may be.
But he does seem to want it.
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Emperor Ocean
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This is annoying, see you guys later. I got me an avvie to draw!
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Lord Freeze
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Nice avvie, my brother really hates it.
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Emperor Ocean
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I could use the one I drew, so I found this on photobucket. GO PALKIA!
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Lord Metal
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EO, you think i've never kissed a girl before? I'm not as much as a nerd as you think.
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Emperor Ocean
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Same here.
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Lord Metal
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yeah I know, but you were all like "You know this how?! LOL I'M SO KEWLZ I TALKZ TO PEOPLEZ ON THE INTERBUTTS!"
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General Foremicoh
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| Lord Freeze wrote: | | Foremicoh gets the gayest man on earth award. |
Ooooh. I like them fiesty. Perhaps you would like some popsicles. I got some in my cellar. I could give you my adress, but don't mapquest it. Uh... there was a... mistake... and they... accidentally... put the blue bar over it that represents sex offenders, or in my case, multiple offender. Or Sex Dungeon Master. BTW, if you do ever make personalized ranks, EO, that is what I would want.
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Lord Metal
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i call resident screamo.
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General Foremicoh
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| Lord Metal wrote: | | i call resident screamo. |
I don't know who that is, but he can join in on the fun. You all can...
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Lord Metal
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actually never mind. i want the "best hair" ran.
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Lord Abyss
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| Lord Metal wrote: | | Actually never mind. I want the "best hair" rank. |
Is your hair styled as beautiful golden locks?
Why don't you choose a Guitar Hero rank?
Anyways I haven't been able to remember any of my recent dreams. Even though I had eight yesterday ...
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Lord Metal
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no but it's prettyful.
and i don't want a guitar hero rank.
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Janitor Ceyrox
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I would tell you some of my dreams, but I'm afraid most of you would die of sheer terror...
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Lord Freeze
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try me
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Lord Abyss
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Did your dreams have anything to do with superfish?
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Lord Freeze
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Eh, reminds me of the killer fish.
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Lord Abyss
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Can they levitate like the Fish In the Shower in my dream?
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Lord Freeze
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No.
But they live in cups of noodles.
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Lord Abyss
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Ah, those are ultrafish; not from my dream.
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Lord Freeze
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No, Killer Fish.
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Emperor Ocean
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Toe eating fish!
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Lord Freeze
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Nope, better.
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